INSPIRATION, PROCRASTINATION.

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Mar 4

kldzbop:

thsi post is bad

(Source: findchaos)

Mar 4

"What’s wrong with him?"
"He takes it to try to make friends with all the other birds."

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Mar 4

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Mar 4

moosesweaters:

I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:

little league quidditch

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Mar 4

farahbear:

was that a horcrux

The Harry Potter fandom is everywhere, and I love it.

(Source: someonewillcare)

Mar 4
tittily:

I DONT HAVE CABLE SO I HAD TO GO TO THE GYM TO WATCH THE OSCARS
THE TV DOESNT WORK UNLESS IM RUNNING
YOU THINK UR FREAKIN OUT IM LITERALLY SWEATING ANS WHEEZING OVER THIS FUCKIGNn

Some people put a lot of work into the Academy Awards. 
Then John Travolta is there like…

tittily:

I DONT HAVE CABLE SO I HAD TO GO TO THE GYM TO WATCH THE OSCARS

THE TV DOESNT WORK UNLESS IM RUNNING

YOU THINK UR FREAKIN OUT IM LITERALLY SWEATING ANS WHEEZING OVER THIS FUCKIGNn

Some people put a lot of work into the Academy Awards. 

Then John Travolta is there like…

Mar 4

hiddlebutt-cumberbooty:

cheshirecat:

flawlesstrueperfection:

what the fuck kind of theme for nail polish is “germany”

seriously have we really gone through every other idea in the world

image

did you do it for the puns

these aren’t even good puns

i am so disappointed

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

'these aren't even good puns' erm excuse you but “Don't Talk Bach To Me” is fucking comedy gold

Classes I could teach

alliwantforchristmasisapitylaugh:

Sleeping in Through Any Alarm

Eating as a Form of Procrastination

Sleeping as a Form of Procrastination

Procrastination as a Form of Procrastination (Upper Division students only)

How to Convince Yourself You Are Funny

Crippling Self-Doubt 101

Eating Away Your Feelings

Listening, for…

The longer this school year goes on, the more accurately this describes my life. I’m like Nostradamus, predicting shit. 

gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

buikachu:

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